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Sgt Green- Infantry patrol
Sgt Green commended for the yellow banana for his part in the cease fire between two rival factions. Humans had foolishly
declared Iraq a fire-zone and had killed each other unrelentlessly through the mismanagement of the American 'coallition of
the willing.' President George Bush was taken into custody shortly after this picture was taken and spanked until he wet his
pants.
Major Abe Boone
Major Abe Boone commended for his progress in disarming the Humans in the Haiti provences. Humans had become cannibalistic
and millions of White House Admin staff had been flown over to Haiti by furious american who demanded their blood. Fortunately
The Monkey Army stepped in to prevent further bloodshed and also in time for supper.
Corporal Vervet
Corporal Vervet taking a breather after hand to hand combat with pro-war demonstrators in leafy suburbia. Many homes were
taken after this picture, which are now training compounds for vervet housewives and their young.
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Sgt Ou Wang Tan
The much respected Sgt Ou Wang Tan takes five minutes to recollect on the terrible scenes he sees before him. A human suicide
bomber explodes all over a cargo of yellow bananas for the troops of The Monkey Army Infantry. Thankfully due to his quick
thinking- the body of the suicide bomber was provided as food for the chimpanzee division and the bananas remained undamaged.
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Sub Commondant Howler
Jolly Sub Commondant Howler made a victorious swoop against pro-hunters in Brighton earlier this year. Thousands of humans
had made the long march to the Party Conference only to be blown across the water by happy gung-ho Sub Howler. Many humans
rejoiced at The Monkey Army's intervention. However many soon realised that their saviours from pro-hunting supporters, soon
turned the tables on them rounding them up for prisoner of war camps due to some of their pro-war political stances. We hate
fox hunting as much as we hate animal experimentation.
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